Dimension Hoppers and Future Travelers

Born on Kauai. I'm the oldest of triplets. I have two younger brothers who have a habit of thinking they're my older brothers. Especially when I started getting interested in boys. And have you met my father? Gods, I couldn't even date until I moved to Aotearoa for uni. Even then, family would visit me everyday. I had to keep any relationship I had, a secret. Last time I slipped and Keola found out I had a boyfriend, he and my dad went looking for the guy so they could beat him up. And Keahi, who is usually the rational one, went along. He said he wasn't going to beat my boyfriend up, but he also pointed out that he wasn't going to stop dad and Keola. What's with the men in my family? All throughout our lives, they've been ruining any chance at love I can get. *sigh*

Anyways, about our lives...we went to two Hawaiian immersion schools (Nawahiokalaniopu'u and Anuenue) before entering grade school at Kamehameha. I was a bit of a tomboy, but the funny part is that I liked to wear dresses. I was like a girly tomboy if that makes any sense. So there I was in my cute dress, tackling a boy down to get the ball from him. I think we can all guess that my cute dresses didn't last long. Well it was all uniform when we entered grade school.

The earliest recollection I have of Keahi and Keola intervening in my love life was when we were five. We'd just gotten into Kamehameha and after throwing a fit about being separated from each other at lunch to sit at our "designated" seats, they finally let us all sit at one table. Then Joshua Morgan came up to me and gave me one of those smiles which made me laugh now that I think about it. He was missing one of his front teeth. As I was saying before I got sidetracked, he asked if he could sit by me and Keahi subtly put his bag on one of the two available seats and Keola pulled the last seat close to him to put his feet on and said "no room. keep walking buddy." I was so angry at them because Joshua looked really sad when he walked away. I told dad and mom about it when they picked us up from school. Mom was sympathetic and dad just about gave Keahi and Keola high fves. *rolls eyes*

It was like that all throughout school. When we got to intermediate was worse. The boys locker room was built above the girls locker room. Well there is a staircase leading from both locker rooms that only PE teachers are supposed to have the keys for. Two boys sneaked (yeah, snuck seems to be an American/Canadian informal word for the past tense of sneak) into the girls locker room and of course I have PE the same period as my brothers. And Keahi alerted the teacher while Keola proceeded to give them two black eyes. Trust me, Keola has a track record of being put on conduct probation. If he didn't get perfect grades as well as be so good in sports, he'd have gotten kicked out a long time ago. Speaking of sports. I tried out for the boys football team because there is no girl's football team. Keola was also on that and got banned for punching someone who tackled me. Then I decided to stick to no contact sports seeing as how protective my brothers are. I joined the swim team. Which Keahi didn't like and kept saying he wasn't comfortable with guys on his swim team eyeballing me in a very conservative ONE piece mind you. So I got into a sport I knew my brothers wouldn't dare do. Wrestling. They don't like wrestling because of true stories we've heard about the ancient Hawaiians wrestling. I'll leave out the gory details but tell you that they used to rip out their opponents innards from a erm...very small hole.

I went back into football in my freshman year of high school. Thank god no more Keola in that sport. Even then, he'd be practicing on the field over and Keahi would always wait for us. That was until he got on the Speech and Debate team. We all ended up finishing practice around the same time. I was always preparing socials and fund raisers. I was the women's director for song contest all four years of high school as well as the class president. Keahi was valedictorian and men's director all four years and Keola was the song director all four years for the co-ed song and was awarded with the most gifted all around student award. That was kind of awkward that the three of us were the directors in all divisions for all four years. I didn't have time for a relationship in high school. Not that I didn't have a lot of offers. I mean even for prom in my junior AND senior year, my dad would only let me go with someone who was either a homosexual male or I was related to. Junior year I went with Keahi because he didn't have a date either and he was too shy to ask anyone out. Then senior year a really nice girl on the Speech and Debate team asked him to prom. And so I had to ask Phoenyx to be my date on such short notice. High school was honestly a blur. After high school I went to the University of Otago in Aotearoa. I really didn't want to go to a prestigious school on the mainland (aka "continental United States"). I got scholarships and grants to Otago so that was all covered.

And that was when I had my FIRST boyfriend. Provided it only lasted a couple months because he wouldn't stand up to the men in my family. At first he was all manly like when it came to Keola and he tried reasoning with Keahi, but the moment my dad showed up, he was like "I'iwi, its not going to work." What a puss-bag! I'm a 30 year old virgin. How sad is that? I've tried to get drunk and have one night stands with some hot stranger in some foreign country but I can't! I want a meaningful relationship before I give that part of myself away. That brings me to my current situation. Traveling the world alone before I settle down. I'm pretty grounded and I miss home like crazy. But I wanted to see the world before I devoted myself to being the Hawaiian goddess of Earth, which in essence to Hawaiian values I am mother earth. Because when I settle down in Hawaii, it's going to take a hell of a lot to take me away.

As you've already figured out, I'm talkative. I don't know where I get that from. Maybe just my Polynesian blood because Polynesians can wala'au for hours on end, never running out of things to say until someone gets too tired to stay up. A trait that doesn't seem to run in my parents. They are the most anti-social people I know. When it comes to family, its hard to get mom to stop talking, but around strangers, she's as quiet as a mouse...well mice are kind of noisy. She's as quiet as something that's well...really quiet. I'm bubbly I guess you can say, but I'm not a ditz. I'm very well organized and coordinated and I can be serious if I have to be. Other than that I still like to have fun and I have great interpersonal skills. I'm a bit bossy *cough cough, clears throat* which sometimes gets on people's nerves.

I love to tease my siblings. I always tease Keahi about being the shy, office kind of guy because I always find him reading or something. He doesn't even actively pursue girls like Keola does. The only thing Keola can get him to do are stupid things like see who can eat the most dirt before getting sick or who can squeeze oil out of an orange peel kind of things. With that said, Keola is a man-slut. Gods, I hate that there isn't a word for a man slut that isn't flattering. Like player and pimp are HORRIBLE things to be, but men seem to take pride in being called that. I don't see too many women going "woohoo! I'm a slut!" But I call Keola a slut all in good fun.

A few years out of high school, Keola started dating this girl who just graduated high school. I remember how sappy and romantic he used to be before she hurt him. Gods, he was so in love with her. But when she broke his heart, Keola became a cynic about love and also turned into a ho. She and Keola were in a relationship for three years and I understand that she was only 22, but abortion is unforgivable. Keola found out about the baby because the baby would have been an Io and all Io's know when another is conceived. He told all of us not to say anything and he was going to wait until she told him. Instead, she didn't say anything about the baby and had an abortion because she didn't want to ruin her body. And every time I think about her, I want to grab a blunt object and stab her with it.

Of course, he doesn't talk about it. I can't even fathom the pain he must have gone through. I mean, he came home one day, so happy. He said he was going to be a daddy and that my niece talked to him. Keola told me and Keahi that he was laying in bed with her and she was sleeping next to him when he heard a little voice call out to him. He was then flashed with a vision of a phoenix being born and he stayed up all night talking to his baby girl. I was so happy for him, I jumped all over him going "I'm going to be an aunty! OHMYGOD! She's going to be so spoiled!" But Keola didn't want anyone to tell his fiancee. He was going to wait until she told him. But that didn't happen. Last time I tried to talk to him about it, he nearly bit my head off and didn't talk to me for a few days.

During those few days, I cried so hard. I feel kind of sorry for Keahi because he was the one I cried all over. My dad is horrible with emotional women...well others in general and although my mother offered comfort, I wanted Keahi to be the one to pass me tissues and give me hugs. Family is the most important thing to me and for any of my siblings to ignore me is so heart breaking and I felt lost. Even if he was going to play a trick on me, I would have wanted that more than him refusing to return my calls. He stayed locked up in his palace in Po. When he finally came back, it felt like forever since I saw him. I told myself I'd talk to him and gage his mood first, but I couldn't even ask how he was doing before I flew myself on him and bawled my eyes out. I cried for nearly an hour that I missed him so much. Understandably, none of us even breath the name Vivian around him.

I'm extremely family oriented and my family always always always comes first before any guy. Even if I were to get married, my family who raised me would come first. I'm sorry, but they've known me way longer than any guy so I'm totally devoted to my family. If a guy I'm with can't win over my family's approval, I'm sorry, but you're not the one for me. Ohhh and I have my father daughter song picked out for my wedding...*coughcough* if I can even get passed the first date. Daddy by Beyonce.

Aloha wau ia o`e ku`uipo
Ku`u lei momi ku milimili
Ho ka heke o`e o na pua
Ake ku`u puna ahe ihi po`i nei
(Repeat)

Ha`ole kamanao ke ike aku
O maka palupalu me ke aloha
E lo`e pili ia ike pu`u wai
Ai nei i`e i`e na ka makua
(Repeat)

Instrumental:

Pu ana kai no`e o ku`uipo
Ku`u lei nani lei makamae
E no heo oe i kou maka
E ka pua u`i u`i ona lani
(Repeat)

English:
The Beautiful Flower

I love you, my sweetheart
A lei of pearls to caress
You are the choice flower
Cherished by grandparents

Joyful thoughts
Your gentle loving eyes
Bring love close to the heart
A lei, the delight of your parents

Tell again the name-song of my sweetheart
A treasured and beautiful lei
You are loveliness in my sight
You are a beautiful flower of the heavens

I'm the middle born of the triplets. My siblings will more or less say everything about growing up together. After all, the three of us grew up together for majority of our lives until we went our separate ways in college. I stayed in Hawaii and went to UH Manoa where Kainoa was a professor in Hawaiian Literature. He is now mortal and near fifty married to Kyle. They have a bunch of children and I think their oldest daughter is expecting her first child. I'iwi went to Aotearoa and Keola followed his girlfriend of the time to New York.

Although we were separated, we met up every day/night. Either at my place or where I'iwi was living. Keola was living with Vivian and didn't want us poofing there in case she started to suspect something. In hindsight, it was better that he did not tell her of who and rather what we are. Otherwise we'd have to call Ganesha to do us a favor and erase her memories seeing as that relationship ended horribly. Keola was planning on telling her before they got married. She was able to effectively end that relationship with no hopes of a friendship later on.

I spent a lot of time doing research in college. I ended up helping Kainoa out with his research for the eighth book he was writing about Polynesian culture. I don't know how I grew up liking him when Keola and I despised him when we were babies and toddlers. I've noticed that I started to like him after he started to date the woman who is now his wife. As for the book research, I was more than happy to help shed light on what is more than western literature's ideal vacation spots. I think those years in college were the most growing times for me, I'iwi and Keola. We all came into our own personalities during that time and I even asked a girl out. Which believe me, is a big feat. That relationship didn't last long because she felt as though we weren't going anywhere. I can't blame her there. I'm not a virgin, but Keola likes to say I am. I'iwi rolls her eyes and usually says that Keola has enough sex for the three of us anyways.

Growing up, I've always been the quiet one. Some found it a charming, mysterious characteristic. But honestly, I don't trust too many people. It's not that I'm jaded or anything. I just know so much that others don't and it's very hard to open up. The only one who really understands what I mean is Po'okela. While my siblings moved away for college or uni, Po'okela and I would go to Po to harvest. And we didn't have to say anything while we worked, but we were comforted by our kindred personalities. Some days we'd talk after harvesting and he has a lot to say for someone who rarely talks. In respect to that, I can relate that some things are too personal to speak out loud and mostly everything I am I consider personal.

Which made me so good on the Speech and Debate team. No matter what, as long as I spoke about something that didn't relate to me, I could keep my composure. Joining that team was really good for me and I became more outgoing. That is what got me interested in public speaking and later into literature. I'm working on my own book right now that has to do with three siblings growing up in the changing world and how they're still able to keep the values of their pacific cultures even when they're miles away from home. In a way, this is how I can say something personal about myself, without really saying it.

*Growl*

Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when
this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems
brushes ever so gently against some boobs.

I guess it's hard to believe that one man
could have a ponytail this sensitive and
distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you.

I know my haiku's are freaking intense
but even the words I made up to sound French
don't express my feelings for your toilet parts.
I would show up for our pottery class
dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache
On a unicorn that shits your name in stars.

Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
Screwing you on the beach at night.(x2)

One milkshake, two straws.

Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.
Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
Screwing you on the beach at night.(x2)

Don't I (Don't I)
Sound so (Sound so)
Sexy (Sexy)
Echo (Echo.)(x2)

Release the doves!

Youngest of triplets. I was born on Kauai on the same "day" as my dad. Lets see...in our younger years, our parents didn't really get along. They learned to tolerate each other after a few years of being together.

My siblings and I went to Nawahiokalaniopu'u preschool before going to Anuenue school. Both are Hawaiian immersion schools and we later got into Kamehameha Schools Kapalama Campus. I wasn't the stereotypical jock that did well in sports and sucked academically. Actually at Kamehameha I was "the stereotypical" jock. All the athletes there weren't only gifted on the fields, but also in the classroom. We kept a pretty normal profile. Getting in at kindergarten because we spoke fluent Hawaiian. I was the noisy, funny one. Keola was the one all the teachers loved because he worked hard, was always polite and never loud. I'iwi was the tomboy "yet feminine" one. Our sister became popular by being the only girl to join football and the only "hot" chick in wrestling. Yeah, imagine guys getting into fights about whose turn it was to practice with her. Needless to say, all the boys were in love with her. But with two brothers in the same grade, no one was dumb enough to approach her. Like my motto to all the guys about our sister goes, "No mess, the pain is less."

The three of us graduated with honors diplomas. Keahi always was the studious one. While I would be at soccer or baseball practice, he'd wait for me by the bleachers, doing homework. I couldn't be in football with I'iwi because the last time someone tackled her, I knocked him the fuck out. Which got me put on conduct probation and permanently banned from the football team. Keahi never really got into sports except the swim team or tennis (he preferred no contact sports), but kicked ass on the Speech and Debate team. He was even the one who did our graduating class speech and made everyone cry. Our grandfather, Kane, who visits in our dreams tells us that Keahi is a very gifted orator. Which also makes him the perfect mediator.

I'iwi and I are always fighting and Keahi is always getting between and being the referee. I'm glad that sister of mine doesn't live in Hawaii anymore. Although she visits just about everyday. The only good thing about her traveling around the world is that she sends me pictures of the hot babes she comes across. When she was going away, I told her she didn't have to send me any souvenirs, just pictures of hot chicks. And she always has to be annoying and send me a bunch of pictures of rail thin blonds and a few of the gorgeously proportioned brunettes.

Meh, me? Not really into the tall, leggy blonds and I'm not too keen on blue eyes. I like green eyes, brown eyes, hazel eyes, etc. Dark blue eyes are alright I guess. But light blue eyes are kinda freaky. And blond hair down there throws me off too. I don't like tall skinny women purely on the basis that when a woman is anorexic, she's dry if you know what I mean. And I could break out some lube or something, but why waste the time when there are hundreds of thousands of curvy and beautiful women waiting for me? Exactly. I prefer petite to average women who don't necessarily have to have huge boobs or JLo booty, but at the same time, she can't be flat, or worse, negative. I like cute girls with fun personalities and I'm a sucker for dimples in the right places.

As you can tell, my sister calls me a man-slut. Amazingly there still isn't a word for a man-slut yet. Double standards still exist most definitely. Which occasionally works in favor for I'iwi because she's a total daddy's girl and with pouts here and there, our dad will take her side. I know, isn't she just the best big sister? Not.

I grew up in Hawaii, although half of the time I'd be in Po. I visit Papa often who is now happily reunited with his wife who came to Po about 10 years ago. Since I'm technically the ruler of Po, I broke a few ethics to set that one up. I was about 18 or 19 at the time, believing in love and I was a bit of a naive romantic, blah blah blah. Papa is like a grandfather to me, so I owed him one. Other then going to visit Papa, taking care of my lo'i kalo and helping out during harvest time in Po, I see my 'great' uncle Lono to learn more about my duties as Hawaiian god of the underworld. I'iwi calls great uncle Lono, just uncle Lono, because the great part goes to his head. Keahi just calls him 'anakala (uncle) Lono. Although its fun being the Prince of the Underworld, I rather wait until I take over full responsibilities. Not that GU Lono cares. So I'm already 30, I know, but I still don't feel in the mood to be responsible yet.

I'm protective and my mother says I act like I'm the older brother sometimes. With I'iwi I guess I do. Ack, just the thought of some guy doing some of the things I do to women to my sister makes me want to bash his face in. Keahi is smart and takes the more subtle approach in being protective. He'll tag along when our dad and I go looking for her current boyfriend. And Keahi will watch us chase the guy down and beat him up a little bit before mom and I'iwi show up, but he won't participate. Doesn't mean he'll stop us though. LMAO

I hope ya flip some guy the bird,
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve,
In front of the Beatles' tour bus,
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck,
Hauling hazardous biological waste,
The light turns red you have no brakes,
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape,
So you can see the look on your face

I hope your Pinto begins to spin,
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran,
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner,
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner,
Perhaps even the British Royal Family,
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy,
And we can't forget the newlyweds,
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead,
I hope this helps to emphasize,
I hope this helps to clarify,
I hope you die,

I hope your cellmate thinks he's God,
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob",
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse,
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse,
While he masturbates to photos of livestock,
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock,
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance",
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince,


I hope he grins like jack nickelson
and forces u to play a game called
balls on chin
and whatever happens next is all a blur
but u remember "fist" can be a verb
and when u finally regain consciousness
ur bound and gagged in a wedding dress
and the prison guard looks the other way
cos he's the guy u flipped the bird the other day
i hope this helps to emphasize
i hope this helps to clarify
i hope u die

Born in Tahiti and raised between various places in the pacific. We mostly stayed in Bora Bora on Te Kohango o Aroha. Especially after my mother became pregnant with Kura Liho. Usually we just went back and forth from Tahiti and Hawaii. I grew up with my cousins I'iwi, Keahi, and Keola. I didn't get to know any of my cousins on my mother's side of the family until I was 16. Its been about 11 years since then so I guess you can say we're pretty close now. Although it is awkward for me to think that I am older than most of my uncles and aunties and only about half a year younger than my mother's next oldest sister.

I grew up in a very loving environment. My father has a very big family so there was never lack of companionship, not to mention, Kura Liho came along when I was about three. I didn't have that much time to keep my parents for myself. In that respect, Kiana was born about three and a half years after Kura Liho. Our parents seem to add to our family every 3-4 years. Being the only boy for about ten years gave me a sense of responsibility. I felt responsible to take care of my little sisters, even though they would make trouble to me nonstop. I think that is how I got so close to Keahi. He was able to sympathize playing the mediator between two warring siblings. Kura Liho and Kiana didn't get along until they were a little older. It wasn't until the arrival of the next baby (thank Hina a boy this time) did my two younger sisters stop fighting and instead invested their energies in taking care of our new baby brother.

I have a total of eight younger siblings. Their ages are Kura Liho 24 (f), Kiana 21 (f), Nikolao Victory of the People 17 (m) - (our parents took a break here) - Ikaika and Kalani Strong and The Heavens 13 (twins: both male), Olina Filled with Happiness 10 (f), Anaru Courageous/Warrior 7 (m), and Ngaire Silver Fern 2 (f). I'm glad we have our own island and I have my own home a good walk away from the main house. Otherwise, I'd have gone crazy with the invasion of my ma'ai (personal space). We are not allowed to materialize here and there unless it's an emergency. Although we all practice and train with our powers, they are never to be used unless completely necessary. Kura Liho and Kiana make it a habit to ride their motor bikes over to my house and bother me. They think I'm over protective and Kura Liho often makes jokes that she's going to put me up on auction for a bunch of sex-deprived women. Well I hope she's joking. I think some of the fumes for her hair dye is making her crazy. Originally, she's supposed to have light brown hair, then she dyed her hair when she was 15 to black and ever since then, keeps her hair dark brown.

But...some of my pictures in my modeling profile have gone missing...I reluctantly admit I used to model. It was for a short time so I could make my own money to buy the supplies needed to build my own home. My father said that if I wanted to build a house (he said this to all the kids) that we have to work for the money to buy our own supplies and have a proactive role in building our own homes. I didn't have to work too much because most of my home is built from natural resources on our island. I worked to buy things like sinks, toilets, showers, etc.

I grew up (still do) with a very protective older brother. Even at three, he wouldn't let other's hold me unless he knew them. (Yes, I've heard the stories). When I was 4, a boy picked on me (who I later found out in life had a crush on me back then), and Po'okela beat the boy bloody. Needless to say, the boy wouldn't even breath my name in fear that my big brother would beat him up again. In a way, I liked the attention. And so I envied Kiana when she was born for being the new baby and getting everyone's attention. I showed this by bossing her around. So it may be my fault why she turned out so quiet and meek. We didn't really start getting along until the next baby was born. That's when I could finally process my insecurities and Kiana and I became close during that time when we babied over our new little brother.

Now Kiana and I are inseparable. We've kind of joined forces to annoy Po'okela. When he turned 22, he moved out of our family home after building himself a house about a 45 minute walk from the main house. This didn't pose as a problem to either Kiana nor me because we both would just ride our bikes over to his house to bother him. Although I'm 24, I still live with my parents as does Kiana and of course our younger siblings. But Kiana and I get a section to ourselves. Not like that stops our siblings from screaming into our domain, chasing each other around.

Well this whole going to the year 2011 was sparked by a conversation we overheard between our aunty/mom's best friend Kapo, and our mother. They were talking about Lie (*EWWWWW*) and how she was up to no good (again). And then they were saying that they still don't know (after all these years) whether or not Lie had aged the island for mom and dad. Welllll, Kiana and I were not going to let that *bleep bleep* touch our island, so we got I'iwi on a plan to help us go to 2011 so we can age the island ourselves. But you see, we needed I'iwi because she's the Hawaiian Goddess of the Earth. Unfortunately, big mouth Keola found out and threatened to tell if we didn't bring him along.

Since Karana and Zhi Jiao did it about 10 years ago, Keola always wanted an excuse to time travel also. So we said he could come along. I'iwi told our parents that she's taking Kiana and me on a shopping trip in Milan for a couple weeks. And seeing as I'iwi is a "responsible" adult being the ripe age of 30, our parents said okay. Keola laughed and said he doesn't need an excuse because according to him, 'I'm old enough to go any damn place I please at any damn time I please." I think he hangs out in Po with Uncle Lono too much. LOL

We can't tell Po'okela about this because he'll stop us. Gah, that big brother of ours can get in our way sometimes. I think I'll just sell him. Here's some pictures ladies. Bidding starts at $10 and all the monies will go to charity. I'll take cash or charge, sorry no personal checks.

I'm the third child, second daughter. I kind of grew up under the shadow of my older sister. I could always try to outshine her, but I don't want that. I prefer my privacy and I like being conservative. My sister and I didn't get along at first and even though we have occasional disagreements, our relationship now is much better than it was before.

I was always the quiet one out of all my siblings. Growing up, I was bossed around a lot, but I didn't mind. I like to follow directions because the burden of being the one to make the decisions is something I don't want. I'm a very grounded person and I love to do anything that is hands on, especially if it pertains to the earth. As a child I would always insist on sleeping outside, under the stars. I liked to lay on woven mats and star gaze until I fall asleep. I also like those sleep overs on the beach the Kanuha have during big parties. I also take part of their regeneration ceremonies. I just turned 21 so my parents have allowed me to take part of the ceremony. It's probably the closest I'd get to being on a high without taking drugs (I'm more so recipient of the earth's nurturing qualities during the ceremony than I am a contributor). Not that I'd ever know what drugs are like. My family abhors drugs and it has no place in my life.

Being gifted an earth element from my mother, I grew up very close with the second generation Kanuha. My name means Moon Goddess in Hawaiian. My father named me after my mother. The name is supposed to represent hope as my mother has brought hope and made dreams come true for the Kanuha.

We are all very close in my family and I love them all to bits. So when Kura Liho and I heard that Lie was possibly the one who aged our beautiful Te Kohango o Aroha, we could not stand that. We got I'iwi to help us out in our mission to go back in time and age our island WITHOUT the help of Lie. Yay us! *lowers voice* We don't want Po'okela to hear and find out. He'd stop us! I know, horrible isn't he? Kidding. Although, Kura Liho stole some of his pictures when he used to model (something he won't openly admit to) and is trying to sell him off. She may be serious. LOL.

Here's a birthday chart for those who are curious:
Po'okela = 2nd August 2011
Kura Liho = 21st April 2015
Kiana = 11 September 2017
Nikolao = 15th January 2020
Ikaika and Kalani = 28th March 2025
Olina = 16th November 2028
Anaru = 29th June 2031
Ngaire = 17th October 2035